What does your favourite pie say about you?
We’ve all got a fave. Yes – they are all delicious, but there’s always one that we keep coming back to. It’s time to face some stone-cold facts* about what your favourite pie filling says about your personality. Can you handle the truth?**
*Obviously, not facts.
**Again, we can’t guarantee 100% accuracy here
Steak
The Traditional one. Also loves a warm cozy pub and a roaring fire. Craft beer over lager every time. Favourite bands are from the 70s and 80s cos they just don’t make ‘em like they used to. Likes things that last and definitely owns a pair of jeans or a hoodie that’s over 10 years old and still going strong. Powerful. Very attractive. Probably in need of a drink and a pie right about now.
Chicken
The Popular one. The people-pleaser. Gets on with everyone, hates conflict, and has no idea why we all can’t just get along all the time. Loves an afternoon cocktail and will always be the first person on the dancefloor. Fun to be around. Always inclined to order a round of shots for everyone at around 10pm. Super fun. Very attractive. Probably in need of a drink and a pie right about now.
Fish
The Comfortable one. Loves relaxation. Was a cat in a past life. Needs to eat regularly or at risk of getting hangry. Owns many pairs of pajamas. Avoids stressful situations at any cost. Finds it difficult to say no to wine and cake and has serious questions about whether it’s still acceptable to want a butler. Luxurious. Very attractive. Probably in need of a drink and a pie right about now.
Veggie
The Boho one. Knits their own clothes. Laid back, but not about climate change or farming practices. Healthy. Will totally give you recipes for the best smoothies. Into Yoga. A big fan of bands you’ve never heard of. Doesn’t shop on Amazon. Has many pets including chickens. Definitely owns a guitar or uke. Free-Thinking. Very attractive. Probably in need of a drink and a pie right about now.